Kim Kardashian invades Las Vegas in plunging white wrap dress

Kim Kardashian made sure that no one stole the show at her Las Vegas birthday party except She-Mrs.West.

The 34-years old brunette stunned TAO Nightclub in Vegas revealing ample side boob in plunging white wrap dress for her birthday on Friday.

She was joined by her husband Kanye West, her family and a specially selected group of friends for 34th birthday bash. See more photos below......

  

 

 

Queen Elizabeth sends her first tweet

  

The Queen of England, Elizabeth R has sent her first royal tweet to the world from London's Science Museum to mark the of an Information Age exhibition celebrating advancing technologies, on Friday, October 24.

The tweet read: “It is a pleasure to open the Information Age exhibition today at the @ScienceMuseum and I hope people will enjoy visiting. Elizabeth R.”

Though trolls attacked the Queen's tweet, she has got thousands of followers already.

The Queen pressed a botton on a tablet to send the message from the official @BritishMonarchy Twitter account. She isn't really old school...

See the tweet below....

 

Harrisong isn't ready for marriage - Single Ladies look away

The Nigerian hip hop R&B singer and MTN Ambas­sador-Harrisong has revealed that marriage is not on his mind yet because he doesn't have that time for now.

He made this known to Sunnews in an interview when asked, Is marriage still far off for you?

He replied: "It’s very far-o. I need to adore that woman that I would pro­fess my love to and I need time for that. I don’t have that time now; I am still very busy with the music."

Harrisong, who has become one of the most sought after faces in the Nigerian music scene also said a lady that his homely and God-fearing sweeps him off his feet. He is cool, hardworking, a music person, and agraduate of Political Science from the University of Port Harcourt.

Did I forget to mention that he's got bundles of cash too? Well single ladies, you make your own choices....

Oh! there below...see for yourself.....

Harrisong posted this picture of him and bundles of cash on his Instagram page and wrote
 "Me and Best Friend(Money)" 

Today on Spicy Board: LMAO!

HUSBANDS FOR SALE! Jokes of the day...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Zimbabwe, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good

looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and signreads:

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your steps as you exit the

building, and have a nice day!

Lol...Ladies do you agree with this store?

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Kim Kardashian: It is tough to get North West to sleep

The 34-year-old and a mother-Kim K says that “it is tough” to get her 15 months North West to bed. She went on to reveal the little tricks that she’s discovered that gets North right off to bed in an interview with the Evening Standard magazine,

Kim said: "I give her a bottle at night with some cereal in it. I put in the milk, and then the rice cereal, and then you have to cut the nipple a little bit more to let it pass through, and it fills North’s tummy and she’ll pass out."

The second trick involves Kanye's loud music, which she says is the best.

"The best is when Kanye’s recording in the home and we’re in Mexico or wherever, and the music will be upstairs and she’ll hear it, and it’s really loud and you’d think it would disturb her, but I just kind of rock her to it, and she’ll just pass out too." 

Sure, North West is gonna be a pop star like her dad. See more pictures below....

 

 

President Jonathan arrives Israel for pilgrimage

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan arrived at Gurion Airport, Tel Aviv in Israel yesterday Friday October 24th for the 2014 Pilgrimage.

He will in addition to visiting Christian Holy sites, join other Nigerian pilgrimage in a prayer session for the well-being and progress of the country at an Inter-Denominational Service in Jerusalem on Sunday. He is also accompanied by the Chaplain of the Presidential Villa, Venerable Obioma Onwuzurumba and his principal aides.

The President is expected back in Abuja on Monday.

More pictures below....

Primate Okoh , Gov. Susan and ESNCPC Opara welcoming President Goodluck to Jerusalem

Senator Aduda, Hon. Elumelu and Minister of Power pay respect to President Jonathan as He arrived at Jerusalem for the 2014 Pilgrimage 

Gov. Obiano and Senator Adeyemi welcoming President Jonathan at Tel Aviv, Israel

Kate Middleton glows in £595 Temperley London cocktail dress as the Duchess

 

The Duchess of Cambridge-Kate dazzled in Black £595 Temperley London cocktail dress featuring slashed nude panels as she made her third appearance since recovering from morning sickness, to an Action on Addiction gala dinner in east London yesterday.

Kate, 32, is around 13 weeks pregnant with her second child. Though she hasn’t entirely recovered from the morning sicknesses, the Duchess is feeling well enough to take on some engagements gradually.

The Duchess made her first appearance on Tuesday when she joined her husband, Prince William, as they represented the Queen to greet the President of Singapore, who is currently on a State Visit to the UK.

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via dailymail

Lovesick Chinese woman spends a week in KFC-Chengdu after being dumped by boyfriend

A 26-year old Chinese woman-Tan Shen, who was dumped by her boyfriend spent an entire week in a KFC eating extra large fries and fried chicken wings as a means to mending her broken heart.

Shen, from Chengdu, Sichuan Province, phone in sick to work just to have full sanctuary of the restaurant, which was near to her home.

As reported by Dailymail, Tan said:

• "I was walking around feeling miserable and decided to stop off at the KFC at the train station. I hadn’t planned on staying there long, I just wanted some chicken wings. But once I got in there and started eating I decided I needed time to think. I didn’t want to go back to my apartment because it was full of memories of him. So I stayed." 

Though Tan was not doing the KFC employees any harm, they began to worry about her after few days of 24 hours camping at the restaurant.

• "We work in shifts here and the restaurant is open 24 hours a day, so we get a lot of people coming through. At first no one really noticed her. But after a few days I began thinking she looked really familiar. Then I realised we had been serving her for the past three days and that she hadn’t actually left. When we asked her if she was ok, she said she was and just needed time to think. And then asked for another box of chicken wings with extra large fries. She was after all a paying customer, even if a bit of an odd one," said a 22-year old KFC Worker Jiang Li Lung.

Shen decided it was time to leave the restaurant and city and go home to her parents in Qingdao city, Shandong province, when the local media showed up after a week at the KFC.

• "I decided the best thing to do would be to leave the city and go back to my parents-in Quingdao city in east China’s Shandong Province and left. I had already told work I was off sick, so phoned them and said I was leaving. And I was getting sick of the taste of chicken so there was no point in staying there anymore."

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Photos: High School pupil kept in isolation due to his haircut

Jack Littlewood, 13, was told to leave the classroom due to this haircut he wears in the above picture. He was placed in 'Isolation' for two days because it was against the school regulation that states boys should wear their hair no shorter than a number three cut all over.

Jack's hair is a number two clipper cut worn longer on top, which his outraged mother-Amanda said was never a problem at St George’s High School in Walkdenat-Jack's former school before he came to St Ambrose Barlow RC High School, in Wardley, Greater Manchester in September that sees it as inappropriate.

However, Amanda wrote to the school saying: “It is disgusting he is not getting the education he is entitled to whilst in isolation and I will be taking this matter further should you inflict this punishment on him another day. I can understand if he had a skinhead, tramlines or had it coloured but his haircut is just a normal short back and sides.”

But the Headteacher-Marie Garside only said: “Parents are aware of the school rules before pupils start in September.”

Who would you side on this matter, Jack's Mum or the Headteacher?

Sexy boobs picture turns to be a man's butt

        Warning: This story contains explicit material.

A Reddit user poshpink330, who posted the sexy cleavage snap to Reddit had the last laugh, when 50 Reddit creeps who responded to her post found out it was her husband's butt snapped from a perfect angle.

She said "My husband was flashing me his butt and his underwear looked like a bandeau bra...so I had to snap a pic...and we were giggling and talking about how much his butt looked like a rack and we mutually decided to post it. We didn't expect to get 50 creepy messages in my inbox. I thought there would be two or three creepers. No..."

Some of the responses read...

"Looks so inviting! I hope someone is there to keep it occupied!" and "My got you have a stunning little body. I wish you were here in the hospital to keep me company."Y"Looks so inviting! I hope someone is there to keep it occupied!" and "My got you have a stunning little body. I wish you were here in the hospital to keep me company." You can read the rest of the responses she received here. 

However the Reddit user poshpink330 warns other users to think about what they post online, whether they are sending or receiving..

"Just goes to show that you should think about what you send online. Whether you are the giving or receiving end."

**REDDIT is a popular forum where people post amateur porn so DO NOT go on it at work (unless your workplace is very liberal...)

See more photos below.....

Via Mirroruk

Jim Iyke joins Young Democratic Party

The Nollywood bad boy-Jim Iyke has taken to politics like some of his colleagues. Jim, who is currently the Director General of Young Democratic Party in Diaspora said his party is out to empower and promote Nigerian youths within and outside the country.

"We just want to say enough is enough. It is time power and our policies shift hands to fresher minds, to stronger fortes, to people that are ready to move with the momentum of time, tide and changes. The same circle of people that governed us 20 years ago are the same people who are still ruling us, what are they still doing there? So many of them are in their 80s, grandfathers by all rights! Are they not tired? Suffering and smiling has become our motto, our slogan."

CHINA: Couples make out for a free iPhone 6

Chinese are extremely obsessed with iphones, especially the iphone 6-from grannies cuing for hours cum fighting to get it to renting out their girlfriends to save up money to buy the new iphone.

On Saturday October 19, a kissing competition-based on kissing styles was held outside a shopping mall in Jinhua, Zhejiang Province-China were couples who could lock their lips for longest length of time won iPhone 6.

The competition featured 40 couples and 3 gay couples, where the winning couple was able to smooch for 52 minutes.

Male couples who got tired wandered their eyes at other hotter actions around them, while tired female couples took to their phones to entertain themselves while hoping to be freed. See the pix below....

 

 

 

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