The Chocolate Fart Pill: Take the pill and spread the chocolate scented goodness

 

A French Inventor Christian Poincheval-65 (pictured left) has created a sweet smelling pill that makes farts smell like chocolate. The chocolate pill is a new addition to his other products which include pills that make farts smell like roses or violets and fart-reducing powder for pets. And the fart pill sells at $12.50 a bottle (which is equivalent to N2,300 a bottle)

According to Poincheval, who specializes in creating sweeter smelling gas, he got the idea after a dinner with his friends in 2006 where they got booted out of a restaurant for causing a gas attack.

 "Our farts were so smelly after the copious meal, we nearly suffocated. The people at the table next to us were not happy. Something had to be done. When we were vegetarian we noticed that our gas smelt like vegetables, like the odour from a cow pat, but when we started eating meat, the smell of the flatulence became much disagreeable. We needed to invent something that made them smell nicer"

Poincheval claims his pills not only create chocolate-scented farts, they reduce intestinal gas and bloating because of ingredients like vegetable coal, fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry and cacao zest.